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General Discussion / My New Project
« on: May 11, 2012, 10:38:29 am »
Hello Fellow alliance members and PVP Minions  ;)

I'm writing this post to make the non directors in the alliance aware of what I am doing to help YOU.
Currently I am deployed to the Jatari constellation of the Kor-Azor region, I have deployed here temporarily for 2 reasons.
As the PVP director for the alliance I am expected to lead you into battle fearlessly facing down innumerable enemies under the banner of CROATOAN.
Arguably I am the most experienced pilot to do this, however as I haven't been a pirate for a long time I am a little rusty on the tricks and secrets of lowsec in current day eve.
This excursion planned to last 1-3 weeks depending on success will get me right back to the top of my game, and I will be more aware of what's going to get YOU killed.

So far I have made blue status for myself with a local pirate corp, and have hauled up in a system to see how much solo pvp I can get.

The second reason is that this area used to yield an above average number of faction spawns in the belts, if this is still true and the area is a good one for pvp I plan on making this a firebase for training and roaming as an alliance. Which will also mean than when there isn't a fleet around you can do some ratting and hopefully get a good drop from a faction rat.

As an example I have had 2 frigate spawns of dark bloods today.

Mail me any questions.

Richard

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Spam/Desu / Re: PONIES
« on: April 17, 2012, 06:00:02 am »
One of my best friends was killed by a heard of stampeding bronies, brah so yes I have a problem ;)
 

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General Discussion / Re: Jokes
« on: April 15, 2012, 10:07:46 am »
then why is it relevant that you may or may not have played longer?

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General Discussion / Re: Jokes
« on: April 15, 2012, 06:06:40 am »
but how long have YOU played for?

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General Discussion / Re: Jokes
« on: April 15, 2012, 05:40:16 am »
just out of curiosity, how long have you played for?

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General Discussion / Re: Thats it
« on: April 14, 2012, 03:17:38 pm »
Yeah Khanid is an ass he hurts my feelings all the time  :'(

Urban Dictionary Banter bro, if you don't get it Eve really isn't the game for you.
May I suggest WOW instead? They also do a free trial up to level 20

KTHXBAI

Richard

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General Discussion / Re: Cops Get Owned!!! - Epic Pee Prank
« on: March 15, 2012, 12:30:25 pm »
I approve of this...

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General Discussion / More lulz in space
« on: March 07, 2012, 10:25:15 am »
[ 2012.03.07 15:05:56 ] Richard Howe > lulz the puppy has a bark I see
[ 2012.03.07 15:10:26 ] Hun Endorfin > hmm
[ 2012.03.07 15:11:33 ] Richard Howe > ugh now I've got to go put a point on this ship XD
[ 2012.03.07 15:12:09 ] Hun Endorfin > hmpf
[ 2012.03.07 15:12:10 ] Hun Endorfin > lame :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:12:28 ] Richard Howe > or i could just report you for jetcan baiting in a newbie system ;) you know that's against the rules right?
[ 2012.03.07 15:12:47 ] Hun Endorfin > i want u :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:12:58 ] Hun Endorfin > for my first solo kill :P
[ 2012.03.07 15:13:13 ] Richard Howe > woah bro calm down here I didn't say I'd sleep with you
[ 2012.03.07 15:13:36 ] Hun Endorfin > comon pvp with me :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:13:56 ] Hun Endorfin > u had dmg bon, i hve shield..who will win? :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:13:56 ] Underverse Furia > junhua u alright there staring at my ships butt?
[ 2012.03.07 15:15:13 ] Richard Howe > I have a lot more skillpoints than you dude this won't end well
[ 2012.03.07 15:15:28 ] Underverse Furia > i'd b scared of richard lol
[ 2012.03.07 15:15:33 ] Underverse Furia > he's years older
[ 2012.03.07 15:15:59 ] Hun Endorfin > looking your kill board..hmm :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:16:01 ] Richard Howe > and I really can't be bothered to go buy a warp scram
[ 2012.03.07 15:16:22 ] Hun Endorfin > i dont have mwd so u dont need scram :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:16:51 ] Richard Howe > what's to stop you warping off when I spank you ? ;-)
[ 2012.03.07 15:16:57 ] Underverse Furia > lol
[ 2012.03.07 15:17:47 ] JunHua Brondon > Underverse Furia lol
[ 2012.03.07 15:17:48 ] Hun Endorfin > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Richard+Howe#kills  **** plz :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:18:16 ] Richard Howe > wow congratz you know how to use google
[ 2012.03.07 15:18:28 ] Richard Howe > did you learn that in computer class?
[ 2012.03.07 15:18:36 ] Hun Endorfin > ohh litle troll :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:18:49 ] Underverse Furia > endorfin he's in the next version of your ship rly
[ 2012.03.07 15:18:53 ] Richard Howe > u mad bro?
[ 2012.03.07 15:18:54 ] Underverse Furia > and years older
[ 2012.03.07 15:18:59 ] Hun Endorfin > under LOL
[ 2012.03.07 15:19:08 ] Hun Endorfin > learn the ships :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:19:13 ] Underverse Furia > i have
[ 2012.03.07 15:19:42 ] Hun Endorfin > assault fregats advanced than the navy frigs :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:19:51 ] Hun Endorfin > far more :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:19:51 ] Richard Howe > I'm in the faction frigate of caldari he's in the T2
[ 2012.03.07 15:19:56 ] Hun Endorfin > except the dmg
[ 2012.03.07 15:20:11 ] Hun Endorfin > he have more dmg bonus
[ 2012.03.07 15:20:11 ] Underverse Furia > dude
[ 2012.03.07 15:20:15 ] Underverse Furia > your 4-5 months old
[ 2012.03.07 15:20:20 ] Underverse Furia > he's over 4 years old
[ 2012.03.07 15:20:20 ] Hun Endorfin > and?
[ 2012.03.07 15:20:24 ] Z'Neth > lol
[ 2012.03.07 15:20:34 ] Hun Endorfin > he is a amarr :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:20:35 ] Underverse Furia > u think u even have half the skills at the lvls his would b at?
[ 2012.03.07 15:20:39 ] Richard Howe > you must have what 5 mill sp now?
[ 2012.03.07 15:20:46 ] Hun Endorfin > he learn primary amarr ships :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:20:52 ] Underverse Furia > how do u know
[ 2012.03.07 15:20:54 ] Hun Endorfin > look at his kb :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:21:04 ] Underverse Furia > he could b telling u crap so u think u know what u up against
[ 2012.03.07 15:21:12 ] Richard Howe > <--- carebear
[ 2012.03.07 15:21:28 ] Hun Endorfin > y you are :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:21:36 ] Richard Howe > you could take me easily bro ;-)
[ 2012.03.07 15:21:43 ] Underverse Furia > i'm not telling u crap lol
[ 2012.03.07 15:21:47 ] Hun Endorfin > i know :D
[ 2012.03.07 15:21:47 ] Underverse Furia > he is over 4 years old
[ 2012.03.07 15:22:12 ] Hun Endorfin > underverse u have much to learn :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:22:29 ] Hun Endorfin > hawk is far stronger than the navy hookbill :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:22:36 ] Hun Endorfin > far-far :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:22:42 ] Richard Howe > if you have the skills to back it up
[ 2012.03.07 15:22:50 ] Underverse Furia > not when the pilots have a 4 year difference
[ 2012.03.07 15:23:03 ] Underverse Furia > that's 4 years difference of skill training
[ 2012.03.07 15:23:04 ] Richard Howe > do you even have T2 hybrids yet?
[ 2012.03.07 15:23:15 ] Hun Endorfin > t2 weps , and lvl 4 assault skill :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:23:22 ] Richard Howe > hahahahha
[ 2012.03.07 15:23:37 ] Richard Howe > sorry I shouldn't laugh, you're new
[ 2012.03.07 15:23:55 ] Hun Endorfin > hybrid? plz this is not a harpy :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:24:16 ] Underverse Furia > well his ship even has bigger basic missle damage then your hawk
[ 2012.03.07 15:24:19 ] Richard Howe > tomato tohmato XD
[ 2012.03.07 15:24:26 ] Z'Neth > tomato potato ;P
[ 2012.03.07 15:24:28 ] Hun Endorfin > richard your dps?
[ 2012.03.07 15:24:32 ] Underverse Furia > dude
[ 2012.03.07 15:24:39 ] Z'Neth > soo, when's the slugfest goingto start?
[ 2012.03.07 15:24:41 ] Richard Howe > why would I tell you that?
[ 2012.03.07 15:24:45 ] Z'Neth > XD
[ 2012.03.07 15:24:46 ] Hun Endorfin > not for me
[ 2012.03.07 15:24:56 ] Hun Endorfin > for underverse
[ 2012.03.07 15:24:57 ] Underverse Furia > look at the ships stats forcaldari frigate bonus
[ 2012.03.07 15:25:02 ] Richard Howe > sure bro ;)
[ 2012.03.07 15:25:02 ] Hun Endorfin > and?
[ 2012.03.07 15:25:04 ] Underverse Furia > it's bigger then your stat
[ 2012.03.07 15:25:26 ] Z'Neth > if you think you can nail him, then do so.... more biting less barking
[ 2012.03.07 15:25:31 ] Hun Endorfin > i have 196 dps almost as strong as the starter drake :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:25:33 ] Richard Howe > it's over 9000 :o
[ 2012.03.07 15:25:46 ] Underverse Furia > well
[ 2012.03.07 15:25:49 ] Z'Neth > no need to let 103 people in local HEAR about how you COULD take him.... that's a waste of everyone's time
[ 2012.03.07 15:25:51 ] Underverse Furia > my dps is the same as yours
[ 2012.03.07 15:25:58 ] Underverse Furia > with hybrids
[ 2012.03.07 15:26:20 ] Hun Endorfin > haha when u hit me :D
[ 2012.03.07 15:26:24 ] Underverse Furia > lol
[ 2012.03.07 15:26:31 ] Underverse Furia > they're small turrets
[ 2012.03.07 15:26:51 ] Hun Endorfin > u think small turetts= 100% hit rate? :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:26:59 ] Underverse Furia > uh no
[ 2012.03.07 15:27:03 ] Underverse Furia > wow lol
[ 2012.03.07 15:27:08 ] Underverse Furia > this lad thinks he knows us
[ 2012.03.07 15:28:20 ] Underverse Furia > all i can say is if u using all missles and my hybrids do same dps as ur missles but shoot 8x quicker... u got some sorting out to do with ur ship
[ 2012.03.07 15:29:16 ] Hun Endorfin > 8X quicker? u have 0.1 sec shot/time? :D:D:D
[ 2012.03.07 15:29:18 ] Hun Endorfin > suure :D
[ 2012.03.07 15:29:22 ] Underverse Furia > well
[ 2012.03.07 15:29:42 ] Underverse Furia > 1.5s
[ 2012.03.07 15:29:48 ] Underverse Furia > as opposed to 10sec
[ 2012.03.07 15:29:59 ] Hun Endorfin > lol
[ 2012.03.07 15:30:01 ] Hun Endorfin > u are noob :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:30:17 ] Hun Endorfin > rocket launcher t2 never got 10 sec :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:30:23 ] Underverse Furia > lol my hybrids r doing your missles dps only pumping it out way faster
[ 2012.03.07 15:30:27 ] Richard Howe > tbh no offence under but you are both noobs
[ 2012.03.07 15:31:18 ] Hun Endorfin > rate of fire : 1.94 s
[ 2012.03.07 15:31:32 ] Hun Endorfin > so plz, dont bother me :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:31:35 ] Underverse Furia > lol no wonder ur dps fail
[ 2012.03.07 15:31:40 ] Underverse Furia > assault missles
[ 2012.03.07 15:32:12 ] Z'Neth > you mocking Assault missiles?
[ 2012.03.07 15:32:26 ] Underverse Furia > sorta
[ 2012.03.07 15:32:27 ] Hun Endorfin > u think i need to put citadel torpedoes on my frig? :D:D:D:DŰ
[ 2012.03.07 15:32:36 ] Underverse Furia > lol dork
[ 2012.03.07 15:32:40 ] Z'Neth > yes, go with two... for the ballance ;p
[ 2012.03.07 15:32:44 ] Hun Endorfin > :D
[ 2012.03.07 15:32:55 ] Underverse Furia > full being an idiot now
[ 2012.03.07 15:33:00 ] Richard Howe > hell chuck on some lasers for lulz too
[ 2012.03.07 15:33:02 ] Hun Endorfin > hey merlin pira come over here!
[ 2012.03.07 15:33:14 ] Hun Endorfin > join our discuss
[ 2012.03.07 15:33:22 ] Z'Neth > don't carry them like a caldari.they don't know esthetic symmerty worth a damn ;p
[ 2012.03.07 15:33:39 ] Underverse Furia > soooo
[ 2012.03.07 15:33:44 ] Underverse Furia > use going to fight yet?
[ 2012.03.07 15:34:01 ] Hun Endorfin > the hookbil?
[ 2012.03.07 15:34:10 ] Hun Endorfin > no i'm clearly stronger
[ 2012.03.07 15:34:25 ] Richard Howe > clearly he would win under any circumstance /sarcasm
[ 2012.03.07 15:34:31 ] Hun Endorfin > :D
[ 2012.03.07 15:34:34 ] Richard Howe > and he has a ten inch ****
[ 2012.03.07 15:34:46 ] Hun Endorfin > nono at least 11 :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:34:54 ] Underverse Furia > and here i was thinking he might prove that his stronger
[ 2012.03.07 15:35:00 ] Z'Neth > epeen... it's epeen... there's a difference there ;p
[ 2012.03.07 15:35:01 ] Richard Howe > his uncle can confirm for you ;)
[ 2012.03.07 15:38:28 ] Hun Endorfin > dance arround my cont? :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:39:33 ] Hun Endorfin > i want challenge with a tornado..wait ..it got more dps ;)
[ 2012.03.07 15:39:47 ] Z'Neth > lol ^_^
[ 2012.03.07 15:39:55 ] Richard Howe > surely nothing has more dps than your hawk? O_O
[ 2012.03.07 15:40:16 ] Hun Endorfin > not even an avatar
[ 2012.03.07 15:40:20 ] Hun Endorfin > :D
[ 2012.03.07 15:40:38 ] Richard Howe > well you've clearly won eve then
[ 2012.03.07 15:40:57 ] Z'Neth > whaat? damn... and I wanted to be that one what won....
[ 2012.03.07 15:41:05 ] Hun Endorfin > tornado: it is stronger than me..but cant hit me..C'est la vie :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:41:20 ] Hun Endorfin > look
[ 2012.03.07 15:41:23 ] Hun Endorfin > a thieg :D
[ 2012.03.07 15:41:25 ] Hun Endorfin > *f
[ 2012.03.07 15:41:50 ] Hun Endorfin > i lost a rocket :(
[ 2012.03.07 15:42:05 ] Richard Howe > oh noes how will you recover financially?
[ 2012.03.07 15:42:13 ] Z'Neth > that means you are now the runner up in winning EvE....
[ 2012.03.07 15:42:22 ] Z'Neth > so who has first place?
[ 2012.03.07 15:42:44 ] Hun Endorfin > he has now 15 min agro?
[ 2012.03.07 15:42:54 ] Z'Neth > was that a question?
[ 2012.03.07 15:43:10 ] Richard Howe > remember this guy is a newbie Z
[ 2012.03.07 15:43:13 ] Hun Endorfin > i must go after 20 min so plz hurry incursus
[ 2012.03.07 15:43:49 ] Z'Neth > but....but he's in a hawk.. you can't be a n00b and fly a hawk.....
[ 2012.03.07 15:43:58 ] Z'Neth > hawk = invincible
[ 2012.03.07 15:44:10 ] Hun Endorfin > and cant find 3 bs in a wh if u are noob :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:44:17 ] Hun Endorfin > bs w/o pilots :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:44:19 ] Richard Howe > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Hun+Endorfin
[ 2012.03.07 15:44:30 ] Richard Howe > wait hang on a sec, you laughed at my KB?
[ 2012.03.07 15:44:36 ] Richard Howe > hahahahahahahahaha
[ 2012.03.07 15:44:40 ] Hun Endorfin > I'm a scout :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:44:46 ] Richard Howe > omg can't breath...
[ 2012.03.07 15:45:05 ] Hun Endorfin > nah just shot me :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:45:20 ] Richard Howe > you could be the lovechild of jesus and chuck norris but it doesn't make a difference to your kb
[ 2012.03.07 15:46:05 ] Z'Neth > hahaha ^_^
[ 2012.03.07 15:46:17 ] Hun Endorfin > chuck norris..pfff
[ 2012.03.07 15:47:40 ] Z'Neth > you cheapskate..... a rocket?
[ 2012.03.07 15:47:46 ] Z'Neth > *sadface*
[ 2012.03.07 15:47:49 ] Hun Endorfin > :D
[ 2012.03.07 15:47:59 ] Hun Endorfin > moment. i have to work :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:48:12 ] Richard Howe > yeah that's it run away...
[ 2012.03.07 15:48:18 ] Richard Howe > lulz
[ 2012.03.07 15:51:25 ] Hun Endorfin > hmm shot him or not shot him
[ 2012.03.07 15:51:32 ] Hun Endorfin > that's the question :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:51:49 ] Richard Howe > go for it show us your gazillion DPS
[ 2012.03.07 15:51:59 ] Hun Endorfin > i dont want an incursus :D
[ 2012.03.07 15:52:47 ] Richard Howe > with your stats it's not like you can be picky
[ 2012.03.07 15:53:28 ] Hun Endorfin > u kno the word scout?
[ 2012.03.07 15:53:45 ] Richard Howe > you know the word suck?
[ 2012.03.07 15:53:47 ] Hun Endorfin > then i have bs kill's t3 and other "****" :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:54:03 ] Z'Neth > derp....
[ 2012.03.07 15:54:43 ] Richard Howe > ahh battleclinic must have forgotten to add the kills for those, all I see is a cane and tengu that were ganked 9-1 and some POS mods
[ 2012.03.07 15:55:28 ] Hun Endorfin > hmm dramiel go away :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:55:37 ] Richard Howe > oh no i tell a lie, you did participate in the gank on the POS itself too
[ 2012.03.07 15:56:10 ] Mr Welsh > how about u go away u ****
[ 2012.03.07 15:56:20 ] Z'Neth > you can claim to be a scout or an alt or a sidekick, or a bottom sub all you want.. it's menas nothing. you can be a main pardoning your "skills" as being an alt for a foctional guy...
[ 2012.03.07 15:56:39 ] Hun Endorfin > i dont have any multi :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:57:11 ] Z'Neth > frankly you make your corp look bad.. you want to kill? sit by your can, shut up and wait for someone to pick it up.... no need to have EVERYONE hear about your awesomeness........
[ 2012.03.07 15:57:15 ] Mr Welsh > can baiting newbies is a banable offence
[ 2012.03.07 15:57:37 ] Hun Endorfin > i wanted "bait" the hookbil guy so shhhhh
[ 2012.03.07 15:57:44 ] Hun Endorfin > he is not newbie :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:58:04 ] Mr Welsh > did u not read what i said
[ 2012.03.07 15:58:05 ] Mr Welsh > droping cans
[ 2012.03.07 15:58:07 ] Mr Welsh > full stop
[ 2012.03.07 15:58:07 ] Z'Neth > then  follow your advice and go " sshh" and wait for him
[ 2012.03.07 15:58:11 ] Richard Howe > yes i am you monster :'(
[ 2012.03.07 15:58:15 ] Hun Endorfin > :D
[ 2012.03.07 15:58:45 ] Hun Endorfin > mr welsh I dont want kill newbies :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:58:54 ] Mr Welsh > u shudnt pvp here
[ 2012.03.07 15:58:56 ] Mr Welsh > i offerd u a fight
[ 2012.03.07 15:59:03 ] Richard Howe > then why are you in a newbie system eh?
[ 2012.03.07 15:59:19 ] Mr Welsh > because i love killing people like him :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:59:22 ] Z'Neth > so if can baiting is illegal I can go on over and just take his can.. if he shoots and kills me I can petition him for  can baiting? XD
[ 2012.03.07 15:59:22 ] Hun Endorfin > dramiel is far faster my ship. i cant hit u which means defeat :)
[ 2012.03.07 15:59:50 ] Richard Howe > I was talking to hun, welsh
[ 2012.03.07 15:59:56 ] Z'Neth > killing people like him? why? what did he do?
[ 2012.03.07 15:59:56 ] Mr Welsh > sorry mate
[ 2012.03.07 16:00:02 ] Richard Howe > np
[ 2012.03.07 16:00:03 ] Mr Welsh > how about i get a slow ship then
[ 2012.03.07 16:00:05 ] Z'Neth > ah
[ 2012.03.07 16:00:22 ] Mr Welsh > ah its not here
[ 2012.03.07 16:00:39 ] Hun Endorfin > it's late cuz, i have to late :)
[ 2012.03.07 16:00:45 ] Hun Endorfin > in 5 min :)
[ 2012.03.07 16:00:54 ] Richard Howe > he's a big talking coward Welsh i'm still here so I can feed the lulz to my alliance forum
[ 2012.03.07 16:00:56 ] Hun Endorfin > vigilant :D
[ 2012.03.07 16:01:06 ] Mr Welsh > my baby is not here today im affraid
[ 2012.03.07 16:05:10 ] Mr Welsh > ah no i found it
[ 2012.03.07 16:05:31 ] Hun Endorfin > :)
[ 2012.03.07 16:07:12 ] Richard Howe > lulz Vindi
[ 2012.03.07 16:08:04 ] Mr Welsh > cmon hun try me for lols
[ 2012.03.07 16:08:38 ] Hun Endorfin > nah..i dont have any battlerokh for u :)
[ 2012.03.07 16:09:04 ] Z'Neth > drop a can, Welsh ^^ i'l ltake you on ;p
[ 2012.03.07 16:09:26 ] Mr Welsh > no thanks i dont want a ban :P
[ 2012.03.07 16:09:34 ] Z'Neth > I won't report you
[ 2012.03.07 16:09:40 ] Z'Neth > I'm doing this for fun
[ 2012.03.07 16:09:56 ] Richard Howe > and he is well aware he will die
[ 2012.03.07 16:10:01 ] Z'Neth > I'm in a bantam = insta lost ;P I'm not an idiot
[ 2012.03.07 16:10:07 ] Z'Neth > this is my alt, ;P
[ 2012.03.07 16:10:23 ] Z'Neth > promise not to pod me and we have no quarrel ;p
[ 2012.03.07 16:11:21 ] Z'Neth > oh well, it ould have been a free kill :)
[ 2012.03.07 16:11:54 ] Mr Welsh > ur ok mate :)
[ 2012.03.07 16:12:11 ] Z'Neth > ^_^
[ 2012.03.07 16:12:47 ] Z'Neth > I like you ;) putting you to positive in my Main's Book ;)
[ 2012.03.07 16:13:52 ] Mr Welsh > ok man
[ 2012.03.07 16:20:04 ] Hun Endorfin > bb :)
[ 2012.03.07 16:22:39 ] Richard Howe > 'Kay well now the **** is gone i'm going to log guys o/ thanks for the audience :D

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General Discussion / Udie's Disgrace :P
« on: March 06, 2012, 01:54:54 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_c2Q2W09U

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Spam/Desu / Re: [SFW] Funny Pictures Thread
« on: March 01, 2012, 06:33:40 am »

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Spam/Desu / Re: [SFW] Funny Pictures Thread
« on: March 01, 2012, 06:31:03 am »

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Spam/Desu / Re: PONIES
« on: March 01, 2012, 06:24:02 am »
Just to let you know I will pod any self confessed bronies  ;)

That Is ALL!

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General Discussion / Juicy Tears of a newbie pilot
« on: February 28, 2012, 11:24:50 am »
Today I decided to fly home from my Gallente mission excursion in Cat to Zorrabed, I auto pilot'd most of the way until I came upon a disturbance in Udema, which made me LOL so hard I decided to stick around for a while and see what happens.

This is the local chat log.

[ 2012.02.28 16:09:48 ] MalkePigen > i did
[ 2012.02.28 16:09:55 ] MILF Cougar > did you?
[ 2012.02.28 16:09:58 ] MalkePigen > yes
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:12 ] MILF Cougar > ok fag
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:15 ] MILF Cougar > REPORTED TOO
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:19 ] Marcos323221 > how much ore did you get?
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:19 ] MalkePigen > but i took it to jita
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:32 ] MalkePigen > ill give it back
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:39 ] MILF Cougar > ok give it back
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:43 ] MILF Cougar > I am in the very first belt
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:48 ] MILF Cougar > well, you know that better then anyone
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:57 ] MalkePigen > go to jita and trade fear factor
[ 2012.02.28 16:11:08 ] MalkePigen > its my other char
[ 2012.02.28 16:11:15 ] MILF Cougar > F you
[ 2012.02.28 16:11:21 ] Richard Howe > you do realise what you just said in using a derogatory slang against gay people is hate speach and if you report him you're likely to get banned too? they will take the chat log from local
[ 2012.02.28 16:11:22 ] MalkePigen > he will give you all your ore back
[ 2012.02.28 16:11:26 ] MILF Cougar > bring it to the first belt ir I report you
[ 2012.02.28 16:11:51 ] MalkePigen > i cant its in jita now
[ 2012.02.28 16:11:57 ] MILF Cougar > and make container blue i am not loosing security status over youy
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:02 ] MILF Cougar > then F YOU! reported
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:06 ] MalkePigen > jita
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:15 ] MalkePigen > ill give it all back
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:21 ] Marcos323221 > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:23 ] MILF Cougar > why did you take it there?
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:23 ] Richard Howe > lmao the carebear police will do nothing
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:24 ] MalkePigen > plz dont report me
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:29 ] MalkePigen > plez?
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:30 ] MILF Cougar > i already did
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:37 ] flyinbrick > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:39 ] MalkePigen > :(
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:00 ] Richard Howe > hey milf maybe go back to wow? or read the rules mmmkay?
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:04 ] Marcos323221 > ehy malke, you are going to die...he reported you..
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:06 ] MILF Cougar > and will report any other **** that tried to steal my ore
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:23 ] MalkePigen > im so sorry
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:25 ] Richard Howe > hell you've got a deal, where are you?
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:32 ] MILF Cougar > marcos GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BELT BITH
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:45 ] MalkePigen > i just want to give you your ore back :(
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:49 ] Marcos323221 > oh sure
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:50 ] MILF Cougar > i told you
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:56 ] Marcos323221 > you bought ALL BELTS of game
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:58 ] Marcos323221 > sureeee
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:58 ] MILF Cougar > bring it to the first belt and leave in a blue container
[ 2012.02.28 16:15:18 ] MILF Cougar > Richard Howe.... reported for ore theft......
[ 2012.02.28 16:15:21 ] MILF Cougar > I can do this all day
[ 2012.02.28 16:15:29 ] Richard Howe > lmao oh noes the space police
[ 2012.02.28 16:15:50 ] Richard Howe > come at me bro?
[ 2012.02.28 16:16:01 ] Damien D'Vaine > lmfao this convo is just too fuckin funny im sorry
[ 2012.02.28 16:16:15 ] MILF Cougar > F you
[ 2012.02.28 16:16:34 ] Marcos323221 > ehy damien..are you crazy?? now he report you too..
[ 2012.02.28 16:16:41 ] Richard Howe > has that ship got any offensive capability?
[ 2012.02.28 16:16:46 ] Damien D'Vaine > now y say something like that? im just laughing at all this
[ 2012.02.28 16:16:47 ] Marcos323221 > for you it's the end..:D
[ 2012.02.28 16:17:13 ] MILF Cougar > GET THE F OUT OF MY BELT!!!!!
[ 2012.02.28 16:17:33 ] Marcos323221 > ok...give me 20milion and i go away from YOUR belt
[ 2012.02.28 16:18:00 ] MalkePigen > OK EVERYONE !! PLZ JUMP OUT OF UEDAMA.... OR HE REPORT US ALL!
[ 2012.02.28 16:18:01 ] MILF Cougar > i'll pay someone to come and kill this ****
[ 2012.02.28 16:18:09 ] Milo Askulf > wtf lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:18:25 ] MalkePigen > this is NOT a test!
[ 2012.02.28 16:18:27 ] Marcos323221 > lol makepigen, you right...we MUST go do ikao..or he report us..
[ 2012.02.28 16:18:31 ] Marcos323221 > we are in dangerous!!
[ 2012.02.28 16:18:34 ] Damien D'Vaine > sorry, no can do. the laughs are better than killing
[ 2012.02.28 16:19:22 ] Marcos323221 > ehi milf..send me my money pls
[ 2012.02.28 16:19:32 ] Richard Howe > woah this is too easy, it's going to take me a billion times to take everything from the shuttle i was autopiloting through in but worth it for the tears
[ 2012.02.28 16:19:32 ] MILF Cougar > F YOU!
[ 2012.02.28 16:19:37 ] Marcos323221 > i can't leave without it
[ 2012.02.28 16:19:38 ] Marcos323221 > ..
[ 2012.02.28 16:20:31 ] Dooris Stannard > Compressed Thick Blue Ice x 7
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:09 ] MalkePigen > Ruuuuun!!!  MILF Cougar !!
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:16 ] MalkePigen > RUUUUUUN!
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:23 ] MILF Cougar > F YOU
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:23 ] Damien D'Vaine > can i join the party?
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:29 ] Marcos323221 > sure!!
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:35 ] Marcos323221 > BUT
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:36 ] Damien D'Vaine > yyyaaaa
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:39 ] MILF Cougar > you have been warned....
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:40 ] Marcos323221 > we are in his belt!!
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:50 ] Damien D'Vaine > oh no what do we do?
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:51 ] Marcos323221 > we must leave or he report us
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:57 ] MalkePigen > MILF Cougar did not pay mining rent
[ 2012.02.28 16:22:04 ] MILF Cougar > no... unfortunatly cannot report for that... only for ore theft
[ 2012.02.28 16:22:08 ] MalkePigen > HE JUST STARTED MINING!
[ 2012.02.28 16:22:43 ] Marcos323221 > oh...you can't report violation of your belt?
[ 2012.02.28 16:22:50 ] Marcos323221 > damn! i'm sorry for you
[ 2012.02.28 16:23:04 ] MILF Cougar > F you
[ 2012.02.28 16:23:04 ] Damien D'Vaine > i was just targeted
[ 2012.02.28 16:23:09 ] Damien D'Vaine > what do i do?
[ 2012.02.28 16:23:31 ] Marcos323221 > domien!! are you crazy?? now you MUST delete your account..or he report you!!
[ 2012.02.28 16:23:54 ] Damien D'Vaine > and i was starting to like this charter too
[ 2012.02.28 16:24:19 ] MILF Cougar > F you all
[ 2012.02.28 16:24:30 ] Quarn Zod > Nice trap MILF
[ 2012.02.28 16:24:46 ] Marcos323221 > hey man..i just bought all cladari state..so pls, get out of my state man!! NOW!!! or i report you!!!
[ 2012.02.28 16:24:47 ] MILF Cougar > worthless thief
[ 2012.02.28 16:24:51 ] Marcos323221 > damien you can stay
[ 2012.02.28 16:24:58 ] Damien D'Vaine > ok
[ 2012.02.28 16:25:14 ] Damien D'Vaine > i feel loved lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:25:16 ] Quarn Zod > MILF I know whos alt you are!
[ 2012.02.28 16:25:24 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Ikao
[ 2012.02.28 16:27:47 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Uedama
[ 2012.02.28 16:27:51 ] smokey steele > wys bpo in bio
[ 2012.02.28 16:28:03 ] MalkePigen > MECH 1000 ?
[ 2012.02.28 16:28:16 ] MalkePigen > Happy Retardation ?
[ 2012.02.28 16:28:39 ] Quarn Zod > Ooh a trap!  MalkePigen master of intel!
[ 2012.02.28 16:29:55 ] Quarn Zod > MECH 1000 you are terribad at eve haha
[ 2012.02.28 16:30:37 ] Quarn Zod > ha nice
[ 2012.02.28 16:30:57 ] Damien D'Vaine > thats was histarical
[ 2012.02.28 16:31:03 ] Marcos323221 > unfortunally i must log out.. :(...have fun with him guys!
[ 2012.02.28 16:32:45 ] Richard Howe > so the space police haven't arrested me next and you have one minute to kill me, you mad bro?
[ 2012.02.28 16:33:02 ] Damien D'Vaine > who me?
[ 2012.02.28 16:33:09 ] Damien D'Vaine > or MILF?
[ 2012.02.28 16:33:10 ] Richard Howe > no milf
[ 2012.02.28 16:33:24 ] Damien D'Vaine > i think he left us
[ 2012.02.28 16:33:40 ] Richard Howe > nah he's still in loca;
[ 2012.02.28 16:33:55 ] Richard Howe > probably being told to not be such a retard by his CEO
[ 2012.02.28 16:34:03 ] Damien D'Vaine > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:34:44 ] Richard Howe > anyway back in a mo, just got to fit my battle bestower ;)
[ 2012.02.28 16:35:01 ] Fred Monster > _!_
[ 2012.02.28 16:35:01 ] Damien D'Vaine > im just chillin here
[ 2012.02.28 16:35:12 ] Worpout > yeah
[ 2012.02.28 16:35:15 ] Worpout > Me too ^-^
[ 2012.02.28 16:35:18 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Ikao
[ 2012.02.28 16:38:35 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Irjunen
[ 2012.02.28 16:41:53 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Ikao
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:00 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Uedama
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:07 ] MILF Cougar > STFU fag
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:12 ] MILF Cougar > touch my ore and I report you too
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:12 ] Zypod > come at me bro
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:16 ] Zypod > ok
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:21 ] Zypod > how about you shoot me instead?
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:28 ] Richard Howe > *the carebare police have arrived*
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:32 ] MILF Cougar > F you. so concord kills me?
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:37 ] Richard Howe > did someone report an ore theft?
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:43 ] Zypod > nah, after I flip ur lil' can
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:50 ] MILF Cougar > and I will report you
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:51 ] Damien D'Vaine > milf is
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:56 ] Zypod > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:57 ] MILF Cougar > ****
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:00 ] Zypod > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:00 ] MILF Cougar > WTF did I do to you
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:04 ] Richard Howe > the battle bestower is on the way
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:11 ] Zypod > he is eitherr a very good actor, or very very mad
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:19 ] Richard Howe > defender of the weak
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:26 ] Richard Howe > champion of the pathetic
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:37 ] Damien D'Vaine > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:38 ] MILF Cougar > Zypod, I fukin warned you!!!!!
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:45 ] Zypod > im coming :D
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:52 ] Richard Howe > protector of the dubiously femenine
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:54 ] Damien D'Vaine > can i come too?
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:56 ] Damien D'Vaine > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:45:27 ] Zypod > nice, conscentrated veldspar, my personal favorite
[ 2012.02.28 16:45:30 ] MILF Cougar > Zypod... you will lose account
[ 2012.02.28 16:45:36 ] Damien D'Vaine > sry worp
[ 2012.02.28 16:45:55 ] Zypod > LOL
[ 2012.02.28 16:46:23 ] MILF Cougar > you know what... fuk you all...
[ 2012.02.28 16:46:36 ] MILF Cougar > it will be my pleasure to report you zypod
[ 2012.02.28 16:46:49 ] Damien D'Vaine > wacth out zy
[ 2012.02.28 16:47:01 ] Zypod > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:47:16 ] Richard Howe > Concentrated Veldspar wow a whole 52k
[ 2012.02.28 16:47:21 ] Zypod > yea
[ 2012.02.28 16:47:52 ] Richard Howe > did I actually steal that from milf or someone else?
[ 2012.02.28 16:48:14 ] Damien D'Vaine > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:48:34 ] Richard Howe > well i'm on station 1 if i didn't get it from him
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:16 ] Zypod > boom goes the drake
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:23 ] MECH 1000 > i'll pay
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:25 ] MECH 1000 > stop
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:32 ] Zypod > whoops
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:42 ] Damien D'Vaine > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:44 ] Zypod > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:44 ] Happy Retardation > meh
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:50 ] Happy Retardation > was gonna buy time
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:53 ] Zypod > hahahah
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:56 ] Happy Retardation > made a huge mistake
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:57 ] Zypod > that was... fun
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:58 ] TjaldPigen > hahaa
[ 2012.02.28 16:50:13 ] Zypod > he really engaged this  ThunderEarth
[ 2012.02.28 16:50:16 ] Richard Howe > damn i missed it
[ 2012.02.28 16:50:18 ] Zypod > with a drake
[ 2012.02.28 16:50:35 ] Richard Howe > post the mail bro
[ 2012.02.28 16:50:50 ] Zypod > one sec
[ 2012.02.28 16:50:53 ] TjaldPigen > bah no faction
[ 2012.02.28 16:50:59 ] TjaldPigen > :P
[ 2012.02.28 16:51:41 ] Happy Retardation > made a huge mistake.... attacked with 2 hardners offline...
[ 2012.02.28 16:51:48 ] Zypod > im kinda new to killmail, I dont often check that, how do I post it again?
[ 2012.02.28 16:52:05 ] Richard Howe > character sheet/combat log
[ 2012.02.28 16:52:10 ] TjaldPigen > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:52:19 ] Richard Howe > just post it to battleclinic and link the post
[ 2012.02.28 16:53:12 ] Zypod > shouldnt my corp killboard automaticlly update?
[ 2012.02.28 16:53:24 ] Richard Howe > if you have linked your API yes
[ 2012.02.28 16:53:31 ] Richard Howe > but can take a few mins
[ 2012.02.28 16:54:03 ] TjaldPigen > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/index.php
[ 2012.02.28 16:54:22 ] TjaldPigen > you can post there
[ 2012.02.28 16:54:35 ] Zypod > ohh thx :D
[ 2012.02.28 16:55:03 ] Zypod > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15352150#mail
[ 2012.02.28 16:55:30 ] Zypod > cool, not a totally failed drake fit
[ 2012.02.28 16:55:31 ] Richard Howe > LOL amazing thanks
[ 2012.02.28 16:55:45 ] Worpout > HAY
[ 2012.02.28 16:55:46 ] biggiy > VALHALLA'S GREAT HALL is recruiting:friendly people who want a place just to hang out relaxe and enjoy eve;so join today
[ 2012.02.28 16:55:49 ] Worpout > MY KIILS
[ 2012.02.28 16:56:49 ] Richard Howe > they all left??? dayum
[ 2012.02.28 16:56:54 ] Richard Howe > they got spanked
[ 2012.02.28 16:57:05 ] Zypod > do not **** the rokh
[ 2012.02.28 16:57:11 ] Richard Howe > so glad i was autopiloting through now
[ 2012.02.28 16:57:57 ] Richard Howe > how are you fit bro? I wasn't there but you seemed to kill him real quick
[ 2012.02.28 17:07:39 ] Zypod > anymoar angry bears?

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